Nov 19, 2023, 10:46 AM
Figured, we needed a master thread for comedy and laughs but also maybe something that'll motivate these fat lazy fucks to actually do shit instead of fucking about trying to target white suburban kids to fill their dog shooting quota which as far as I can tell is very very below normal values lately that and our last FBI UCR was what? 2019? Yeah so can't even tell.
Regardless, I'll go first. In this we see: Feds Have infilled a very small fraud telegram I sit in to laugh at the feds and scams but today started off with "Danny "FuckTheFeds" (Unknown Surname)" Decided to sell Ammo. Which we all know, is very hard to smuggle via the mail. Danny can't do basic math, this is noted when he claims he's selling 100 Bullets at 87 cents per bullet. $85 for a box of 100 Bullets? A trip to a local walmart with a 18 Year old is by far safer and isn't illegal. You just gotta show ID, No Background checks for ammo. For those unaware .308/7.62x51mm goes for over $1.xx/rnd so $0.85 rnd is below Market Value Average. He proceeds to blurt out he also has "meth" of course when another user asks: if he had cocaine of course per the usual he breaks out the overly clean Oak Table and way too fucking clean digital scale and posts pictures of his blow which is way to pure and is in a brick straight off the colombian cocaine machines.
But here's a photo, Let's create a master thread to mock these morons:
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Regardless, I'll go first. In this we see: Feds Have infilled a very small fraud telegram I sit in to laugh at the feds and scams but today started off with "Danny "FuckTheFeds" (Unknown Surname)" Decided to sell Ammo. Which we all know, is very hard to smuggle via the mail. Danny can't do basic math, this is noted when he claims he's selling 100 Bullets at 87 cents per bullet. $85 for a box of 100 Bullets? A trip to a local walmart with a 18 Year old is by far safer and isn't illegal. You just gotta show ID, No Background checks for ammo. For those unaware .308/7.62x51mm goes for over $1.xx/rnd so $0.85 rnd is below Market Value Average. He proceeds to blurt out he also has "meth" of course when another user asks: if he had cocaine of course per the usual he breaks out the overly clean Oak Table and way too fucking clean digital scale and posts pictures of his blow which is way to pure and is in a brick straight off the colombian cocaine machines.
But here's a photo, Let's create a master thread to mock these morons:
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