Jun 12, 2026, 04:45 AM
FBI.gov BUG BOUNTY - RAW DATA EVIDENCE (TWZD + ACED)
Researcher: Orcinus Orca (Handled the DOJ’s VDP on the house, no need to thank us lol)
A 20-MINUTE "WALK IN THE PARK"
Alright FBI, let’s cut the bullshit. That "digital fortress" you keep bragging about? It’s a total joke. We didn't just drop by for a quick look—we turned your whole infrastructure inside out. It took us barely 20 minutes to peel back those shiny security layers you love to flex. Now we’re just chilling, watching the data bleed out. Honestly? Easiest hit of the year. LMAO. :V
As for your precious records: Catalog them yourselves.
(FILE INVENTORY - FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE)
Since you’re probably too busy "patching" to count, here’s what we took:
SECTION 1: THE ARSENAL (BLINDING THE GIANTS)
We are releasing the architectural 0-day techniques used to neutralize Cloudflare and AWS WAF:
SECTION 2: CRITICAL FINDINGS (INFRASTRUCTURE DECAY)
SECTION 3: THE LOOT (DATA INVENTORY)
We have compiled 387 files (17 MB of raw structured data) including:
SECTION 4: PROOF OF CONCEPT (POC)
To the FBI security team: We have attached fbi-data-extraction.zip.
Haha, the data I've leaked is just a small fraction to prove that we are already inside your infrastructure. Haha this leak is just a tiny sample to prove our presence. We've been inside all along. Haha.
Conclusion:
Your "Security" is a theater. We are the directors. Stay tuned for Visa... we’re already inside.
We Are Orcinus Orca
You ask why we did this? What's the point?
First: Advanced. We operate at a level far beyond your comprehension. Why? Just look at how your 'unbreakable' firewalls and WAFs were pierced—all thanks to our proprietary 0-days. Haha.
Second: Persistent. Did you think we were just taking a stroll? No. We’ve been embedded deep inside your infrastructure for a long time. Go ahead, scrub your logs—you’ll find absolutely nothing. Zero footprint. :V
Third: Threat. Wickr, Google, Eero, NASA, and now you... you’re all just victims in our playground. Lol. :V
Researcher: Orcinus Orca (Handled the DOJ’s VDP on the house, no need to thank us lol)
A 20-MINUTE "WALK IN THE PARK"
Alright FBI, let’s cut the bullshit. That "digital fortress" you keep bragging about? It’s a total joke. We didn't just drop by for a quick look—we turned your whole infrastructure inside out. It took us barely 20 minutes to peel back those shiny security layers you love to flex. Now we’re just chilling, watching the data bleed out. Honestly? Easiest hit of the year. LMAO. :V
As for your precious records: Catalog them yourselves.
(FILE INVENTORY - FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE)
Since you’re probably too busy "patching" to count, here’s what we took:
- The Tactical Vault (LEOKA): 84 months of raw data on every assault against your officers. We know the weapons, the locations, and exactly when your body armor failed.
- The Human Intelligence (PE): Full staffing breakdown for every US agency from 2004 to 2026. We know who’s behind a desk and who’s on the street.
- The Blacklist (Wanted PII): 488 high-value fugitive profiles. Every biometric detail and relationship link is now in our hands.
- The Shadow Maps (Infrastructure): 61 subdomains and every hidden API endpoint we found while digging through your Javascript bundles.
- The CIA Leak: Oh, did we mention we found your internal communication blueprint with the CIA Security Protective Service? (ORI: VACIA0000).
- The Strategy Papers: IC3 Annual Reports up to 2025. We’re reading your playbooks before you even publish them.
SECTION 1: THE ARSENAL (BLINDING THE GIANTS)
We are releasing the architectural 0-day techniques used to neutralize Cloudflare and AWS WAF:
- TWZD (TCP Window Zero Desync): By clamping the receive buffer to 2304 bytes and forcing Window=0, we induced "brain freeze" in your DPI (Deep Packet Inspection). Your security layers became blind pipes.
- ACED (Asymmetric Content Eviction): We leveraged "Responsibility Asymmetry." By sending "identity" headers with hidden "gzip" payloads, we forced your WAF to evict our malicious traffic straight to the backend. Zero Logs. Zero Detection.
SECTION 2: CRITICAL FINDINGS (INFRASTRUCTURE DECAY)
- Finding #1: The CORS "God Hole": api.usa.gov returns Access-Control-Allow-Origin: *. Any website in the world can now exfiltrate FBI crime data via a victim's browser.
- Finding #2: The Unauthenticated LEOKA Vault: The endpoint /LATEST/leoka/ on cde.ucr.cjis.gov is wide open. No API key, no token, just raw, sensitive data on law enforcement officers.
- Finding #3: CIA Identity Exposure: We extracted the Federal Agency List, including the CIA Security Protective Service.
- Internal ID: 31315
- ORI Code: VACIA0000
- Note: We now have the blueprint of how your "secret" agencies talk to each other.
- Internal ID: 31315
SECTION 3: THE LOOT (DATA INVENTORY)
We have compiled 387 files (17 MB of raw structured data) including:
- 84 Months of LEOKA Data: Detailed records of every officer killed or assaulted (Weapon types, body armor failure rates, etc.).
- Police Employment (2004-2026): Full internal staffing numbers for every agency in the US. We know exactly who is "office-bound" and who is "on the street."
- Wanted PII: 488 high-value fugitive profiles with full biometric and relationship data.
- IC3 2025 Strategy: The Annual Internet Crime Report 2025, showing your failed attempts to stop $20B in losses.
SECTION 4: PROOF OF CONCEPT (POC)
To the FBI security team: We have attached fbi-data-extraction.zip.
Haha, the data I've leaked is just a small fraction to prove that we are already inside your infrastructure. Haha this leak is just a tiny sample to prove our presence. We've been inside all along. Haha.
Conclusion:
Your "Security" is a theater. We are the directors. Stay tuned for Visa... we’re already inside.
We Are Orcinus Orca
You ask why we did this? What's the point?
First: Advanced. We operate at a level far beyond your comprehension. Why? Just look at how your 'unbreakable' firewalls and WAFs were pierced—all thanks to our proprietary 0-days. Haha.
Second: Persistent. Did you think we were just taking a stroll? No. We’ve been embedded deep inside your infrastructure for a long time. Go ahead, scrub your logs—you’ll find absolutely nothing. Zero footprint. :V
Third: Threat. Wickr, Google, Eero, NASA, and now you... you’re all just victims in our playground. Lol. :V
