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Aug 22, 2024, 07:45 AM
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Girls aren’t real… we’ve all been duped! All men have been deceived by aliens who are trying to take over the world by exploiting men’s weaknesses: the need for sex, love, and affection. To satisfy these needs and distract men while they conquer Earth, the aliens launched a project called ‘Women.’ Yes, you heard that right—‘girls’ were mass-produced in laboratories and sent to Earth to keep us busy while the aliens make their move. Sometimes, due to production errors, some girls exhibit really strange behavior and reveal their true robotic nature. It’s all part of the Illuminati’s plan!
Guys, don’t fall into this trap. Have you ever noticed how girls sometimes act really weird? Robots don’t have feelings, but the aliens working with the Illuminati managed to give these lab-made robots a semblance of emotions. But since these are artificial emotions, they’re super complex, which is why understanding girls is so difficult and confusing!
All girls were created in labs and are using our weaknesses to take over the world. If you see a girl, immediately call the police and report, ‘Help! There’s a girl here!’ Some girls even infiltrate male groups to leak our plans to the aliens. If you have a group of friends, make sure to check that everyone’s actually a guy—just to be sure! We, the men, will save the world from this dark alien and Illuminati plot. Until then, don’t let the girls suspect anything!    This forum account is currently banned. Ban Length: Permanent (N/A Remaining)
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Is it another post about that Algerian boxer? haha
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Oh no, a girl! Someone, alert the CIA immediately! I have a question for you—do you do custom designs? If you can create something with the features I describe, I promise I'll help with your plan to take over the world. But there's one condition: after you conquer the world, you can't take the robot back from me. Deal?This forum account is currently banned. Ban Length: Permanent (N/A Remaining)
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Dude, you haven't done enough research on this. Aliens are women who look hot but can't give birth. Scary chicks who act weird are made on earth.
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Aug 23, 2024, 06:28 AM
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Keep it down, buddy. The girls are everywhere, watching us and leaking our secrets to the aliens. Their plan? To take over the world and force us guys to have babies!
(Aug 23, 2024, 01:02 AM)termit Wrote: Dude, you haven't done enough research on this. Aliens are women who look hot but can't give birth. Scary chicks who act weird are made on earth.
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You're right, and transgender people are traitors, should be beheaded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THOSE ARE SHAMELESS SPY
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(Aug 23, 2024, 01:02 AM)termit Wrote: Dude, you haven't done enough research on this. Aliens are women who look hot but can't give birth. Scary chicks who act weird are made on earth. By the way, I’m just kidding! I don’t actually believe that girls are robots or that aliens are teaming up with the Illuminati to take over the world. I was just joking around for fun, that’s all
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I thought that the fantastic stories from men's magazines of the 60s were pure truth, and "Men in Black 3" was a historical chronicle. And you were just joking, how can I live? 
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Stay alert, guys , the fate of the world depends on us not falling for their tricks!
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Really? DO you have sisters who are are girls? do they look alien?
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Aug 25, 2024, 04:37 AM
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(Aug 25, 2024, 03:32 AM)19689p Wrote: Really? DO you have sisters who are are girls? do they look alien?
Oh my god, another alien! We will stop your plan to take over the world! Long live the Communist Capitalist Socialist Imperialist Republican Anarchist Men's Union!
(Aug 23, 2024, 04:36 PM)SkyanCoN Wrote: Stay alert, guys , the fate of the world depends on us not falling for their tricks!
You're right, my friend! The fate of the world is in our hands, men! The girls are going to join forces with the aliens and take over the world, forcing us men to become baby-making machines! We men will foil this plan This forum account is currently banned. Ban Length: Permanent (N/A Remaining)
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