[breachxyz]

Hey everyone,
Imagine if your pet had a phone and could send you text messages. What do you think they would say? Would your cat send snarky one-liners? Would your dog spam you with “Where are you?” and “Come back now!”?
I’m pretty sure my dog would just send me pictures of food with the caption “Mine?” and nothing else all day. What about your pets? Let’s see those funny "pet texts!"

[xzin0vich]

'Stop watching porn and feed me nigger'

[4ryguy]

No pet so no snitch here!

[BonusBonus]

" Hey you forgot to close the door now im lost and currently stuck in a hole send help ASAP :

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[azdfgaAG]

my cat would text "stop staring at me" and send memes about world domination my dog would just send "ball? ball? ball?" nonstop

[namekz]

"Time to go lay in the sun playa"

[FullGuard]

She would probably text me " hey feed me you dumbass "

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[P4r4sit3]

Im sure that my cat would troll me constantly lmao. Dont doubt that she would be the worst troll of the net, for sure. She would follower of sites like kiwifarms, encyclopedia dramatica or 4chan.

The dog wouldl create a tg group with me to establish a schedule of eat, poop and walk. And for sure, he would extortionate me telling some secrets to my partner if I dont give him a bones weekly lol.

[azdfgaAG]

more treats human i’m the boss here also that spot on the couch is mine back off

[User137]

proly she'd ask me to buy her a new box as shes been living in the same one for over 10 years